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Ten Aging Facts To Remember

Category: Facts
Published Date Written by Sartaj

Ten important facts to remember as you grow older:

* Death is the number one killer in the world.

* Life is sexually transmitted.

* Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which   one can die.

* Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and you can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich, you have a 50% chance of being right.

* Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

* Life is a jar of peppers.  What you take today might burn your ass tomorrow.

* Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

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